So, my very first month of independent sponsorship went quite well! But I'd love to have more of you interesting people/companies around, so I am offering a special holiday rate for both premium and regular ads. If you are a nice person and think you might be a good fit for AB Chao(.com), email me for a rate sheet. AND, I have some exciting things happening in November/December, so it's a great time to join in the fun.
And yes, I totally know it's already November, so I'll give all newcomers an extra few days in 2012. I ain't no cheater. Hit me up here: email@example.com.
Thanks, y'all! And happy November, the month of my birth. I mean, not that that should sway you or anything.