Oh, come on, that's a funny pun. I am leaving for Austin tomorrow, where I will spend the weekend a) catching up with my lover Meredith, who moved there from here a year ago, b) attend some fun SXSW things, and c) eat my weight in queso. If you need to find me in a crowd, I will be the short one wearing some version of that outfit up there. That is what I love about Austin -- all you need are some damn boots and a pair of cutoffs. And a drunken attitude. I have heard tell that my girl Maggie will also be there, so in her honor, I have completed my life list, which you can peruse at your leisure. Y'all have a great weekend. I'll be back next week with fabulous tales and a delightful before and after. And if you will be in Austin too, let's have a beer together and hug.